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Post by lilsmiles on May 28, 2008 22:00:19 GMT -5
ROFL... You guys should be committed... Every last one of you...
By the way can I get in on stocks for Kimade... I have a feeling it could be big if it's endorsed by the Bonds ;D
And wow, I can't believe how much extortion and money laundering is being done... Good thing the FBI and CIA don't read this board... Ermmm, at least that's the hope, unless of course there's an undercover agent lurking amidst the fanfics and art... *looks both ways *
I think I'm going to go and hide *points* over there...
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Post by Terra on May 28, 2008 22:00:35 GMT -5
OMG.... I really am dying over here... My side and face are hurting so bad from laughing. Where do you come up with this stuff.... that wonderful creative mind of yours is always at work ... THIS IS WHY YOU ARE THE GREATEST FANFIC WRITER IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!! OMG .... seriously Shawn that should have came with a warning sign on it. I am just so glad I was not drinking anything or else my computer would have gone UP IN SMOKE. TFF.
I second Cathy's I am so glad you are here...even if SHE has to pay you.
*hugs Shawn* Hugs Terra back... But answer me this. Cat told me you used to live in Palestine on a street called Jihad and had some childhood friends named Saddam and Osama. She also said your name was short for Terra-ist. I think she's just funning me, lol. You don't seem like the weapon of mass descruction type. Love ya:) S |
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 22:01:14 GMT -5
I promise I am a good girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... whatever you what NAME IT... its yours!!!! lol hehehhehehehe How can you be a good girl and then offer a man anything he wants:) Me thinks there's Monday Morning Terra and Saturday Night T Monday Morning Terrra helps old ladies across the street and hands out condoms to teens in front of high schools Saturday Night T is making extra cash buying booze for teens at liquor stores and teasing men with her come hither stare Monday Morning Terra walks to work because she is concerned with global warming and gas emissions Saturday Night T holds up gas stations Monday Morning Terra speaks against the ills of weed Saturday Night T is driving late at night with the windows rolled up and a ton of smoke in the car ala Snoo Dogg Monday Morning Terra offers hugs to lonely people and is kind to animals Saturday Night T is (inviso text)..... ... .... .... ....... ... .... Its so naughty I can't even print it. So if you're lucky, need to borrow ten bucks for high gas prices you had better run into Monday Morning Terra. Cause Saturday Night T will run your ass over!! S |
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 22:03:19 GMT -5
See, Shawn just brings out the wicked side in all us females!
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 22:05:16 GMT -5
LMAO! Shawn you rock! (not like you've never heard that before, but it's true)
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Post by lilsmiles on May 28, 2008 22:05:28 GMT -5
Breaking news... It appears the Gas-Bandit has struck again at the local Qwik-Gas Fill Up... Witnesses say that they saw a young woman fleeing the scene after holding the gas attendant at SPD-standard issue blaster point and demanding to see a Dr. Oliver pump gas shirtless... We will keep you posted on this developing story...
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 22:06:57 GMT -5
I only sold those doctured naked JDF pics so you could buy the two tons of sugar for your Kimonade stand business!! Some sister you are. Kim even told me to sell myself on the street for that sugar! SHE TRIED TO PIMP ME! When Kim wants her sugar, look out. She might try to pimp you too! I will not sell my booty for your summertime Kimonade stand business! I have dignity, pride, add Cathy's ten thousand dollar IOU to help me through! I REFUSE TO SELL BOOTY FOR SUGAR! S Why would Kim pimp you when we're getting her man candy? I'd think him and his hotness would be enough to get her over the need for sugar. Not that you wouldn't make a good man of the night...just saying that if Kim has the man candy there is no need to sell youself.  We should totally get on that then. Oh and you left out the fact that Kim said you had a vehicle that could turn into a submarine so we can go to Australia and..not commit a felony. At all...*innocent eyes*. You just drive..I'll take care of all the questioning. You amuse me. Really. All of you do. I am just sitting here on my grandma's basement floor buck naked listening to Sade and laughing my ass off while munching M&M's and wondering just how do Duncon Donuts get the jelly in jelly donuts. Lol, you're too funny and I'm sure Kim and her man candy are happy. My booty has been saved, lol. S |
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 22:07:29 GMT -5
Gee Rach....Sounds awful familiar....that couldn't be our sweet, sassy, loving Terra, could it? NAWWWWWWWWWW!
*points at Shawn* Shush your you're not getting jelly donuts!
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 22:07:38 GMT -5
Breaking news... It appears the Gas-Bandit has struck again at the local Qwik-Gas Fill Up... Witnesses say that saw a young woman fleeing the scene after holding the gas attendant at SPD-standard issue blaster point and demanding to see a Dr. Oliver pump gas shirtless... We will keep you posted on this developing story... I actually choked laughing when I read that hahahahaha S |
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Post by enigmaforum on May 28, 2008 22:12:14 GMT -5
Why would Kim pimp you when we're getting her man candy? I'd think him and his hotness would be enough to get her over the need for sugar. Not that you wouldn't make a good man of the night...just saying that if Kim has the man candy there is no need to sell youself. We should totally get on that then. Oh and you left out the fact that Kim said you had a vehicle that could turn into a submarine so we can go to Australia and..not commit a felony. At all...*innocent eyes*. You just drive..I'll take care of all the questioning. You amuse me. Really. All of you do. I am just sitting here on my grandma's basement floor buck naked listening to Sade and laughing my ass off while munching M&M's and wondering just how do Duncon Donuts get the jelly in jelly donuts. Lol, you're too funny and I'm sure Kim and her man candy are happy. My booty has been saved, lol. S LMAO. The man candy must be given to her first. That is where we come in. I'll have nylons in good stock...not that i use them very much. I'm so glad you're booty has been saved, it would be a shame to sell if for sugar. If anything use it to dance in HSM 3. I'm sure you could convince someone to put you in it. lol. |
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 22:13:57 GMT -5
Welcome Shawn you are my favorite PR fanfic author on FF.net. Thanks man, I appreciate that. I'm afraid though I have to charge you the sum of one hundred thousand Yen per fic of mine you read. I also accept payment in bags of Doritos, cell phone ring tones, and Kimonade Blueberry Awesome!!! Thanks again, its appreciated. |
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Post by lilsmiles on May 28, 2008 22:14:10 GMT -5
Gee Rach....Sounds awful familiar....that couldn't be our sweet, sassy, loving Terra, could it? NAWWWWWWWWWW! I don't know, Kim, I was just relaying what Mr. Newsman was reporting... ROFL ;D Edit: We really need a chat room or something... This thread is already two pages long... And someone get planning on that road trip  |
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Post by nm4ever on May 28, 2008 23:16:36 GMT -5
*wipes eyes with the backs of her hands* Okay, I'm better now..........me thinks! Dora rocks, even if she is a cartoon character. No one cares about that part! Rach, I can't be committed, I'm one of the normal and innocent people here who hasn't done anything wrong......yet. *grins evilly* Shawn, as megs said, it's good to finally "meet you". I would be your other partner in crime for kidnapping a certain hotness and using nylons and a truck with which to do it. And like megan also said, nothing that Kim says is gonna keep me from helping you out with your scheme. *smirks at Kim* and wait........hang on! Kim, where the hell was I when you had pics of JDF in the buff and why wasn't I told?!?!?!?! This is an outrage! I'd LOVE me some pics of him naked, and I'd be willing to give you almost anything for them....*grins* No way am I following Terra's example. Cat, even IF they do get arrested, don't worry about it. Kim'll end up calling me, telling me what the hell happened, then I'll have to get ahold of you and then we'd have to go and bail their butts out together. And then they'd start it all over again like an Mp3 stuck on repeat! And Kim and a Kimonade stand? Kim, you were pimping Shawn for SUGAR!??!?!?! No wonder he's the way he is. *winks* Do I get some jelly donuts though?? pleeeeeeeeease?? And hold up! Why is Shawn getting paid to be here and I'm not? I want in on this! Well, provided that we don't get our asses kicked by the CIA and FBI. And Cat, you won't go bankrupt. There's a money tree in your backyard that keeps on a-giving, I know it! Hey Shawn? Do you accept payment in M&M's and Kimonade Strawberry Extreme? I need to get some blueberry and all the doritos are gone, dang it!  I'd LOVE to start planning the road trip, but do you realize that that would require a vehicle the size of a small greyhound bus that we'd have to illegally hijack? Actually, I think megan and I could get it, seeing as how we've already hijacked trucks of tissues and trucks of ice, due to Kim's and Shawn's fics! |
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Post by lilsmiles on May 28, 2008 23:30:10 GMT -5
Well, if we can track down the Gas-Bandit... maybe we can get her to hijack the bus for us so we won't have to... I'm sure Terr... I mean the "Gas-Bandit" wouldn't mind  |
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Post by nm4ever on May 30, 2008 16:17:51 GMT -5
Hmmmm......that is a pretty good idea Rach, but the last I heard, the Gas bandit was just recently sighted at another gas station across town and came pretty close to getting caught this time around. So that wouldn't really bode well for us to have her helping us. I really don't want to get caught, stuck in jail with the Gas Bandit, you, Megan, and some random person who's 6'2'' and 290 pounds that looks really frightening. And then there's the fact that I'd have to call Kim to have her bail us out, and that's if she's not stuck in the slammer too for one of her insane money-making schemes with Shawn. If she's stuck in jail, then we'd just be screwed and that would be really bad.
Don't worry, I'm sure that you, megs and I could manage to hijack the small greyhound ourselves. You'd sweet-talk the guards, megs would be our look-out for any other guards, and I'd swip the keys and get the darn thing, with you two meeting me in the nearest alley before we pick up everyone else who's waiting patiently. *grins* We'd have a hell of a time, that's for sure!
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 30, 2008 17:49:29 GMT -5
Hey, do any of you even know how to DRIVE a BUS?! If not, there's no way I'm ridin'! Now, if you needed a driver, then I'm your man... eh, woman. LOL
LET'S DO IT!
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Post by nm4ever on May 30, 2008 18:23:42 GMT -5
Ummmmm.....do I know how to drive a bus? That's kinda an interesting question. I don't think that megs does, not sure about Rach, Shawn, let's hope he can or we could end up in a ditch somewhere, Kim......as long as she's not staring at her man candy or a picture of him, and as long as she knows how to, we'd be good. And me? I could learn how to. *grins*
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Post by Kim on May 30, 2008 18:26:38 GMT -5
I've driven a flat-bed tow truck, and that was when I was about 11, so I think it's safe to assume, i could drive a Greyhound bus.....and yes, as long as my man candy isn't distracting me, we're good. Now see, this is where that question, "If you could have any super power what would it be?" Mine would be to genetically enhanced like SPD and be a shape shifter.....cause then I'd never get caught *grins*
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Post by nm4ever on May 30, 2008 18:43:47 GMT -5
So THAT'S why I heard about that accident. I always wondered how that had happened. *shakes head* And I thought my mom was crazy....*grins and winks at Kim*
As for any superpower that I could have, I'd want the ability to be able to absorb properties/characteristics/other abilities/skills of things and people. That way, if I had to, I could easily pick a lock if needed and learn how to drive a greyhound bus, if Cat ever got tired and needed someone to switch with. We really wouldn't want to have an accident and then all of us land in jail for having hijacked it. *grins*
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Post by lilsmiles on May 30, 2008 21:11:10 GMT -5
I don't even have my driver's license... That's how *sad* I am... As for a genetic power... Telekinesis... But at this point I'd take the ability to hi-jack a bus... LOL |
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Post by Terra on Jun 2, 2008 12:25:46 GMT -5
I promise I am a good girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... whatever you what NAME IT... its yours!!!! lol hehehhehehehe How can you be a good girl and then offer a man anything he wants:) Me thinks there's Monday Morning Terra and Saturday Night T Monday Morning Terrra helps old ladies across the street and hands out condoms to teens in front of high schools Saturday Night T is making extra cash buying booze for teens at liquor stores and teasing men with her come hither stare Monday Morning Terra walks to work because she is concerned with global warming and gas emissions Saturday Night T holds up gas stations Monday Morning Terra speaks against the ills of weed Saturday Night T is driving late at night with the windows rolled up and a ton of smoke in the car ala Snoo Dogg Monday Morning Terra offers hugs to lonely people and is kind to animals Saturday Night T is (inviso text)..... ... .... .... ....... ... .... Its so naughty I can't even print it. So if you're lucky, need to borrow ten bucks for high gas prices you had better run into Monday Morning Terra. Cause Saturday Night T will run your ass over!! S Okay 1st of all ROTFLMAO here..... and second I was offering KIM anything for the nakkie pics of JDF ... which I suppose isnt any better now that I typed that up. LMAO But lets respond to these Monday Terra and Saturday T thing... cause you might have just hit the nail on the head and dont even really know it. *MAHHHAHAHAHAHH* But then again maybe there is just more of Saturday T then anything in me. 1. Help old ladies... yeah i could do that.. hands out condoms in front of the high school... ummm not sure of this one, but if a teen asked I would tell them to go to the government center to get free ones. So I guess this is a check 2. Buying booze for teens.... well maybe once or twice lol but like 19 year old cousins and they were STAYING at my house no driving 3. And sorry never walked to work.. TOO far lol 4. HOLDS UP GAS STATIONS... hmmmm I'll never tell...but have you seen gas prices. 5. UMMMMMM 6. Scooby DOoo where are you 7. Kind to animals yes... hugs to lonely people not so much. 8. ...... ........ ........... ......... is my answer back at that one! TTFF!!!!! |
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Post by bloomingviolets on Jun 2, 2008 15:39:50 GMT -5
Wow... I've joined the party late... welcome to the board Shawn!!
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on Jun 2, 2008 16:18:05 GMT -5
Better late than never Chrissy! LOL
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Post by MHB15 on Jun 2, 2008 18:22:23 GMT -5
I gues I'm late too, ;D
Welcome Shawn, hope you have fun here!!
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Post by nm4ever on Jun 2, 2008 18:29:37 GMT -5
Nice try there, terra, but we know that Shawn's right on every single one of those. He did his homework and found those out himself. I gotta say, I feel sorry for the people who are at the gas stations that you hold up. Those poor people.......all they wanted to do was buy some gasoline and instead, they wound up getting held up by Saturday night T. *shakes head*
As for those of you who have joined the craziness that is us late, it really is better late than never. look at it this way: You can still call yourselves sane for having not joined in earlier.
Rach, as fun as it would be to let you be the one to hijack the greyhound, if we did, we'd be screwed, what with you and the no license bit. I could pull it off, no sweat. I just gotta know how big of one we'll need and how many are going. *grins*
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Post by shawn30 on Jun 2, 2008 20:12:45 GMT -5
Wow... I've joined the party late... welcome to the board Shawn!! Thanks for the welcome, Chrissy. I already love it around here. I'm also forming a boy band called "Retail" and I heard you're a greast singer in and out of the shower. Here's my idea. You, me, Kim, Terra, and Cat can each where black slacks and white shirts, but each of us will wear a vest from a department store. You can be Wallmart, Kim will be K-mart, I'll be Best Buy, Terra can be Jewls/Osco, and Cat can be Circuit City. We'll be the collest thing MTV ever heard of and debut our album "Can I Checkout Your Love" sometime next year. I think our smooth soulful country christian rock pop music will take America by storm. Just imagine perfoming some of our hit single's like "Can I Get a Price Check On Your Heart" and "Love in Aisle 6" and "My Store's Always Open For You." See Chrissy, you offered me a welcome, but I offer you a career of teeny bopper fans, tons of cash, and a gimmic that just can't fail!! S!!!!!! *hums in his Best Buy vest* The store might close at 9, but my hearts always open to you... The sale might end on the 10, but my hearts always open to you... ailse 11 might need a cleanup, but my hearts always pen to you... |
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Post by Kim on Jun 2, 2008 20:18:45 GMT -5
*blinks and then shakes her head* Someone slipped the crack into your coffee again, instead of the powdered creamer, didn't they? I told Gina to watch that! You're nuts when you've got crack in your system alongside the coffee...
As for boy band....you'd be the only boy, a rather BIG boy, but the only boy none-the-less.....unless of course there's something you and Gina haven't told me *mimics the Sky-eyebrow move* IS there something I haven't been told yet? This is what happens when you discover long lost siblings via the net...you don't ever actually know if all the working parts are as they say they are *smirks*
*starts bopping along* Can I get-a, can I get-a woot woot PRICE CHECK ON YOUR HEART! *bounces off to do more graphics*
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Post by shawn30 on Jun 2, 2008 20:18:49 GMT -5
I gues I'm late too, ;D Welcome Shawn, hope you have fun here!! Thanks, and its nice to meet you too. I think its so cool that ex-cons like you and I are welcome here. Cathy doesn't discriminate no matter how many years you've done or your crime. When Kim told me you held up several day care centers I was appalled, but then said to myself, Shawn, with the high cost of gas wouldn't you hold up a day care center too? And I answered myself, yes I would. So its nice to meet you and good luck on the outside again:) S |
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Post by shawn30 on Jun 2, 2008 20:21:11 GMT -5
*blinks and then shakes her head* Someone slipped the crack into your coffee again, instead of the powdered creamer, didn't they? I told Gina to watch that! You're nuts when you've got crack in your system alongside the coffee... As for boy band....you'd be the only boy, a rather BIG boy, but the only boy none-the-less.....unless of course there's something you and Gina haven't told me *mimics the Sky-eyebrow move* IS there something I haven't been told yet? This is what happens when you discover long lost siblings via the net...you don't ever actually know if all the working parts are as they say they are *smirks* *starts bopping along* Can I get-a, can I get-a woot woot PRICE CHECK ON YOUR HEART! *bounces off to do more graphics* Oh, I see. You want to Justine-Timberlake us and leave the group!!! Well you know what, go! Leave "Retail" behind. But when the hoards of teenyboppers aren't running after your pink A-Team van anymore we'll see you run back to us!!! S |
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Post by Kim on Jun 2, 2008 20:23:39 GMT -5
Ewwww....number one, Kim doesn't like Justin Timberlake all that much....She's a Backstreet Boys fan.....and my favorite NSYNCers were JC and Chris....lol.....
As for that pink A-Team van, you have joint custody of it, since it was your idea to paint it pink with HUGE white hearts everywhere.....geee, wonder where you got your color scheme from!
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We should totally get on that then. 
