shawn30
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:05:57 GMT -5
Hi everyone. I'm Shawn and I write PR fanfic, among two other fandoms, at Fanfiction.net. The amazing, bank robbing, car jacking, drug smuggling, Middle East child kidnapping, candy from baby stealing, pushes old ladies down stairs trio of Kim, Terra, and Cat led me here, so here I am. A little about me. I'm a 42 year old virgin who lives in his moms basement, works at Duncan Donuts, takes the bus on dates, and thinks Dora the Explorer is televisions finest half hour. In reality, lol, I'm 33, live in Chicago and will be married soon with a ten year old son. I'm a old school PR fan, and enjoy the fanfic world. I just wanted to say hi and that I won't be a stranger. That is if Kim doesn't get me arrested in her latest pyramid money scheme  Later and thanks for having me. Shawn |
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 21:09:26 GMT -5
You nut case! Since when have any of my schemes ever gotten us arrested? Besides YOU were the one with Megs and Angel who decided to come up with the kidnapping scheme for you know who! *grins* I'm glad you finally came out to play, I can't wait to see some of the stuff you end up posting *grins widely*
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:09:47 GMT -5
OMG SHAWN!!! I'm soooo happy your here! LMAO Thanks for joining our little board. Let the hilarity begin!! LOL Hope you have lots of fun here, as we do.
And Kim, please don't get either one of you arrested, I'd hate to have to come bail you both out of jail. 
*HUGS*
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Post by lilsmiles on May 28, 2008 21:11:42 GMT -5
Haha, hey Shawn... That was an awesome introduction! Btw, what's wrong with taking the bus on dates??  And Dora is my hero... Errr, just kidding... Thank God LOL! ;D *starts making a bail money fund just in case* |
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:16:30 GMT -5
You nut case! Since when have any of my schemes ever gotten us arrested? Besides YOU were the one with Megs and Angel who decided to come up with the kidnapping scheme for you know who! *grins* I'm glad you finally came out to play, I can't wait to see some of the stuff you end up posting *grins widely* I did six months in a South American jail when you had the bright idea to sell the drug cartels bootleg Amy Jo Johnson CD's!!! Your schemes always get me in trouble. Nonetheless, I adore you:) S |
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:18:37 GMT -5
OMG SHAWN!!! I'm soooo happy your here! LMAO Thanks for joining our little board. Let the hilarity begin!! LOL Hope you have lots of fun here, as we do.
And Kim, please don't get either one of you arrested, I'd hate to have to come bail you both out of jail.
*HUGS* I'll let all you other newbies in on a secret. CATHY PAYS FOR ALL NEW SIGN-UP's!! That's right. She promised me ten thousand dollars... in nickels and dimes when I joined, to be paid bi-annually over the next twenty years. I consider this a smart way to prepare for retirement. And I adore Cathy. |
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Post by Terra on May 28, 2008 21:19:22 GMT -5
YAY!!! You made it over here! *Jumps up and down* Am so glad to see you here... you can join in on the craziness that is US. lol. We need some more people to chat with so I hope your ready to gab at us.
Bail money for you and Kim... I think I can spot you guys some money...on one condition-----(I need stories written) *waggles eyebrows* LMAO
Oh yeah you need to check out the MONTHLY PROMPTS section.... see if the prompts inspire you to write us a nifty ficcy. LOL
Anywho.... am really glad you made it over and look forward to chatting away with you here....
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:20:45 GMT -5
Haha, hey Shawn... That was an awesome introduction! Btw, what's wrong with taking the bus on dates?? And Dora is my hero... Errr, just kidding... Thank God LOL! ;D *starts making a bail money fund just in case* Well, to answer your question, taking dates on a bus are cool when you're 16. But when you turn 34 its just not so cool:) And Dora is my hero too. She's part Indian Jones, part Jennifer Lopez, and part Jaque Cousteu. Gotta love Dora:) Thanks for the welcome. S |
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Post by enigmaforum on May 28, 2008 21:21:00 GMT -5
Hi Shawn. I'm Megs, aka your partner in crime I do believe, if it involves Nylons and a closet and we all know who. Now, welcome to the board and may you have many a fun time here. It's nice to finally "meet" you after all the great things I've heard about you.
Oh...don't let Kim disuade you or anything, we're going to make that scheme of ours work. She has no say in it.
Again, welcome, can't wait to see your thoughts on some of our topics. You've already made me laugh my ass off with this introduction.
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 21:23:04 GMT -5
*ducks her head* Yeah...well....who was the one who decided on selling the doctored pictures of a naked JDF? It wasn't me.....though I wished I had thought of it first.... *grins* And yeah, Cat's going to be saving for a while if she's paying you in nickels and dimes....at least I got dollar bills out of the deal (and of course mucho Chris cuddling) ;P
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:24:47 GMT -5
Dammit Shawn that was supposed to stay a secret! Now I'll have to take out some loans to cover the cost. :/ Thanks.
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:28:09 GMT -5
YAY!!! You made it over here! *Jumps up and down* Am so glad to see you here... you can join in on the craziness that is US. lol. We need some more people to chat with so I hope your ready to gab at us.
Bail money for you and Kim... I think I can spot you guys some money...on one condition-----(I need stories written) *waggles eyebrows* LMAO
Oh yeah you need to check out the MONTHLY PROMPTS section.... see if the prompts inspire you to write us a nifty ficcy. LOL
Anywho.... am really glad you made it over and look forward to chatting away with you here.... Oh, you'll see me around, Terra. With Cathy's monthly fifty cent checks on the first and 15th, coupled with Kim's great new idea of a Midwest region of Outside Lemonade stands called "Kimade: The Drink That Drinks You" I'm sure I can retire soon from all the money I'll be making and post here every day. Just remember... Kimade is Lemonade on Human Growth Hormones!! Barry Bonds says it tastes great! This should be fun:) Hugs Terra S |
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:30:25 GMT -5
I'm so glad you're here Shawn, even if I have to pay you to be. LOL
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 21:33:04 GMT -5
Notice, he made no reply to the Naked JDF pics...it's cause he knows he's guilty!
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Post by Terra on May 28, 2008 21:34:06 GMT -5
OMG .... seriously Shawn that should have came with a warning sign on it. I am just so glad I was not drinking anything or else my computer would have gone UP IN SMOKE. TFF.
I second Cathy's I am so glad you are here...even if SHE has to pay you.
*hugs Shawn*
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:34:54 GMT -5
Darnit, are you two trying to bankrupt me?! Quit letting everyone in on the payment deals, or they're all going to be trying to get it. LOL At least I didn't have to pay Terra.....
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:35:21 GMT -5
Hi Shawn. I'm Megs, aka your partner in crime I do believe, if it involves Nylons and a closet and we all know who. Now, welcome to the board and may you have many a fun time here. It's nice to finally "meet" you after all the great things I've heard about you. Oh...don't let Kim disuade you or anything, we're going to make that scheme of ours work. She has no say in it. Again, welcome, can't wait to see your thoughts on some of our topics. You've already made me laugh my ass off with this introduction. Things Meg has probably heard about Shawn: 1. He fights old ladies in church basements on Sunday for money. FALSE!!! I fight them anywhere in the church! And they bite with those dentures of theirs. 2. He wants porn outlawed! FALSE! And I do mean false!!! 3. Shawn dreams of starring in High School Musical 3 FALSE!!! I just want to dance in it. 4. Shawn thinks womens clothes are comfortable FALSE!! heels hurt like hell when I wal.... moving right along 5. Despite Kim and Shawn liivng in different states, having different parents, being diffeent races and different ages they are in fact blood brother and sister TRUE!!! Its a long story and it involves elves, Twix candy bars, Britney Spears, and alternate universes. Trust me, we're related 6. Shawn thinks he is the greatest fanfic writer in the world False!!! in the universe *snickers* Hi Megs Nice to meet you |
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Post by Terra on May 28, 2008 21:35:33 GMT -5
Notice, he made no reply to the Naked JDF pics...it's cause he knows he's guilty! Heart stops... eyes bulge out... did you really just say naked JDF pics... speachless...... |
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:38:49 GMT -5
Well hell, that shoots down MOST of what I'd heard. *pouts* Gotta agree with that last one though. You know you're my fave. LOL
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:39:59 GMT -5
Does that comment mean that I don't have to pay you this month? Was that worth a dollar? *tries to look cute*bats eyes*
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:42:12 GMT -5
*ducks her head* Yeah...well....who was the one who decided on selling the doctored pictures of a naked JDF? It wasn't me.....though I wished I had thought of it first.... *grins* And yeah, Cat's going to be saving for a while if she's paying you in nickels and dimes....at least I got dollar bills out of the deal (and of course mucho Chris cuddling) ;P I only sold those doctured naked JDF pics so you could buy the two tons of sugar for your Kimonade stand business!! Some sister you are. Kim even told me to sell myself on the street for that sugar! SHE TRIED TO PIMP ME! When Kim wants her sugar, look out. She might try to pimp you too! I will not sell my booty for your summertime Kimonade stand business! I have dignity, pride, add Cathy's ten thousand dollar IOU to help me through! I REFUSE TO SELL BOOTY FOR SUGAR! S |
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 21:44:00 GMT -5
Okay Shawn - 1 through 4, I tried keeping those a secret, but you got a bigger mouth than me (and that's impossible considering how big a mouth I've got).
5 - Completely true....and that story will give little kids nightmares if we post it.....I blame Zordon....I really do
6 - gots to agree with Cat here, you kick major ass in that arena!
And yes Terra, naked JDF pics....read it and weep! Psssst....if you're good, I'll send you one for Christmas!
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:45:32 GMT -5
I'm so glad you're here Shawn, even if I have to pay you to be. LOL If only girls said that to me in high school..... okay, that sounded cooler in my head:) |
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 21:45:48 GMT -5
I did not say sell your booty for sugar, it was something else you need to sell.....of course, just don't tell Gina, or she'll skin me alive! *runs and hides behind Chris*
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Post by Terra on May 28, 2008 21:46:12 GMT -5
I promise I am a good girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... whatever you what NAME IT... its yours!!!! lol hehehhehehehe
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Post by Kim on May 28, 2008 21:47:32 GMT -5
*blinks* Better not let Ms. G catch you saying that out loud!
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Post by shawn30 on May 28, 2008 21:50:27 GMT -5
OMG .... seriously Shawn that should have came with a warning sign on it. I am just so glad I was not drinking anything or else my computer would have gone UP IN SMOKE. TFF.
I second Cathy's I am so glad you are here...even if SHE has to pay you.
*hugs Shawn* Hugs Terra back... But answer me this. Cat told me you used to live in Palestine on a street called Jihad and had some childhood friends named Saddam and Osama. She also said your name was short for Terra-ist. I think she's just funning me, lol. You don't seem like the weapon of mass descruction type. Love ya:) S |
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Post by ~*Cathy*~ on May 28, 2008 21:52:40 GMT -5
OMG .... seriously Shawn that should have came with a warning sign on it. I am just so glad I was not drinking anything or else my computer would have gone UP IN SMOKE. TFF.
I second Cathy's I am so glad you are here...even if SHE has to pay you.
*hugs Shawn* Hugs Terra back... But answer me this. Cat told me you used to live in Palestine on a street called Jihad and had some childhood friends named Saddam and Osama. She also said your name was short for Terra-ist. I think she's just funning me, lol. You don't seem like the weapon of mass descruction type. Love ya:) S |
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Post by enigmaforum on May 28, 2008 21:53:36 GMT -5
*ducks her head* Yeah...well....who was the one who decided on selling the doctored pictures of a naked JDF? It wasn't me.....though I wished I had thought of it first.... *grins* And yeah, Cat's going to be saving for a while if she's paying you in nickels and dimes....at least I got dollar bills out of the deal (and of course mucho Chris cuddling) ;P I only sold those doctured naked JDF pics so you could buy the two tons of sugar for your Kimonade stand business!! Some sister you are. Kim even told me to sell myself on the street for that sugar! SHE TRIED TO PIMP ME! When Kim wants her sugar, look out. She might try to pimp you too! I will not sell my booty for your summertime Kimonade stand business! I have dignity, pride, add Cathy's ten thousand dollar IOU to help me through! I REFUSE TO SELL BOOTY FOR SUGAR! S Why would Kim pimp you when we're getting her man candy? I'd think him and his hotness would be enough to get her over the need for sugar. Not that you wouldn't make a good man of the night...just saying that if Kim has the man candy there is no need to sell youself.  We should totally get on that then. Oh and you left out the fact that Kim said you had a vehicle that could turn into a submarine so we can go to Australia and..not commit a felony. At all...*innocent eyes*. You just drive..I'll take care of all the questioning. You amuse me. Really. All of you do. |
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Post by falconzord on May 28, 2008 21:53:45 GMT -5
Welcome Shawn you are my favorite PR fanfic author on FF.net.
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Later and thanks for having me.
And Dora is my hero... Errr, just kidding... Thank God LOL! ;D
We should totally get on that then. 