Post by shawn30 on Nov 2, 2008 10:43:49 GMT -5
So, ask yourself this. Are you 24 or older? Go ahead and ask yourself, and please do not lie to yourself. Tell yourself the truth.
Pull out that old drivers license if you've forgotten.
Good.
Now were you driving while MMPR was on the air? Not far from driving? Do you recall the 80's, not from a VH1 special, but because youi were mildly concious during it? A time when Michael Jackson wasn't creepy, Hulk Hogan ruled the world, and Transformers and GI-JOE were the best tv shows on EARTH!
Then this club is for you. Welcome to the senior citizens organization for older PR fans. A nice little club for the elder PR fans who enjoy oatmeal, walking canes, and TK loving!!!!!
Welcome to Club V.I.A.G.R.A!!!!!
Club Very. Intelligent. Amazing. Grown. Ranger. Authors
Membership includes a life-sized PR doll of your choice.
The membership will be split into two categories:
You are "Semi-Erect" if you are a PR fan ages 24-29!
You are "Fully Erect" if you are a PR fan 30 to death!
Also, membership includes a Club V.I.A.G.R.A Victoria's Secret tote bag will include "The Tommy/Kim Sweetheart dolls wearing their outfits from their date episode "Two for One" - a genuine milk chocolate dual-sided Crane and Falcon power coin - 30% off a large stuffed pizza cause since we are older fans coming home from work/college we don't want to cook at night - a Amy Jo Johnson signed copy of the infamous Letter, nude photos of JDF, ten lottery tickets cause none of us are rich, a Angel Grove Resident bumper sticker for your car, Kimberly Hart raspberry lip gloss, the original Megazord toy, a coupon for a free bottle of wine or a six-pack of beer of your choice, and a Zordon coffee mug.
So come on, post and join - We want you if you are old! Or semi-old! Do you remember when the show only had Kim, Zack, Jason, Trini, and Billy? Do you recall the horrible green shirts Tommy was forced to wear. ZStand up and chant your age! If you want to join Club VIAGRA then post here now!
Or sometime soon!
At least before the end of the week.
Casue really, I don't want to be the only member.
I mean, I could be, but still... it'd be nice to be in a club with a few members.
Oh come one. Just join so I don't cry!
I old and emotional now! I need a hug!
S
Pull out that old drivers license if you've forgotten.
Good.
Now were you driving while MMPR was on the air? Not far from driving? Do you recall the 80's, not from a VH1 special, but because youi were mildly concious during it? A time when Michael Jackson wasn't creepy, Hulk Hogan ruled the world, and Transformers and GI-JOE were the best tv shows on EARTH!
Then this club is for you. Welcome to the senior citizens organization for older PR fans. A nice little club for the elder PR fans who enjoy oatmeal, walking canes, and TK loving!!!!!
Welcome to Club V.I.A.G.R.A!!!!!
Club Very. Intelligent. Amazing. Grown. Ranger. Authors
Membership includes a life-sized PR doll of your choice.
The membership will be split into two categories:
You are "Semi-Erect" if you are a PR fan ages 24-29!
You are "Fully Erect" if you are a PR fan 30 to death!
Also, membership includes a Club V.I.A.G.R.A Victoria's Secret tote bag will include "The Tommy/Kim Sweetheart dolls wearing their outfits from their date episode "Two for One" - a genuine milk chocolate dual-sided Crane and Falcon power coin - 30% off a large stuffed pizza cause since we are older fans coming home from work/college we don't want to cook at night - a Amy Jo Johnson signed copy of the infamous Letter, nude photos of JDF, ten lottery tickets cause none of us are rich, a Angel Grove Resident bumper sticker for your car, Kimberly Hart raspberry lip gloss, the original Megazord toy, a coupon for a free bottle of wine or a six-pack of beer of your choice, and a Zordon coffee mug.
So come on, post and join - We want you if you are old! Or semi-old! Do you remember when the show only had Kim, Zack, Jason, Trini, and Billy? Do you recall the horrible green shirts Tommy was forced to wear. ZStand up and chant your age! If you want to join Club VIAGRA then post here now!
Or sometime soon!
At least before the end of the week.
Casue really, I don't want to be the only member.
I mean, I could be, but still... it'd be nice to be in a club with a few members.
Oh come one. Just join so I don't cry!
I old and emotional now! I need a hug!
S